Stop saying sorry. Say thank you instead. When you say, ‘Sorry for being a jerk,’ the other person is forced to either call you a jerk or say it wasn’t a big deal. Instead, say, “Thank you for being so patient with me,” so the other person has a reason to say they love you.

I saw this gem on Reddit tonight.  It was posted under a topic of “What ‘little’ things you can do to improve your relationship with your significant other.” (via coloradocowgirlforchrist)

(via tinyjutsu)

Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

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